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<title>On the Kitchen Counter</title>
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You hop on the kitchen counter and rub yourself against its wooden surface.  The sickening squeak startles your mother. 
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Too late, you notice the sandwich she's preparing still lacks one main ingredient.
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As you are chopped to thin slices, your find comfort in the thought your death will satiate your mother's appetite.
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<h1>THE END</h1>
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